Are y o u a Smart Ass? (snipit from YB)

With time, women gain weight because we actually accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads  that when there is no more room,
it distributes out to the rest of our bodies.
So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.
Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think….
“Good grief, look how smart I am!”