.... advice to be passed on (It's raining men")

 Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so we can tell them apart.

 

The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.