He said to me - I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it
I said to him - You wear pants don't you!!
He said to me - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said to him - That's a good idea - you stand by the stove and sink and I'll sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart!!
He said to me - What have doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him - Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said to me- Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him - They don't have time!!
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