If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.
When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.
When life gives you lemons - buy some Coronas.
Forget about the perfect man - he's living in San Fran with his boyfrield
If it has tires or testicles it's gonna give you trouble.
By the time a women realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong
Dianna, you have made a lot of people laugh today with this. Miss.Lass x
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"If it can't be fixed by duct tape or WD-40, it's a female problem."
-Jason Love